Chicago Spa Offers Hangover Cure In Less Than One Hour
It’s a fact of life: Hangover’s suck. We all know it, yet that knowledge doesn’t stop us from partying like rock stars and then hating ourselves in the morning. Chicagoans have a new option available to them, however, to curb the morning-after blues. Revive is a hydration clinic—a spa per se— that offers to reduce hangover symptoms in less than an hour. It also treats people with jet lag, athletes who’ve overdone it in their workout routines and even people suffering from colds and flu.
How does it work? The spa uses a combination of IV fluids, vitamins and medication to “revive” sufferers’ systems of their ailments—all likely caused by dehydration. The IV fluids obviously are used for re-hydration. The clinic then adds whatever appropriate medications, vitamins or anti-oxidants may be needed for the particular ailment into the IV fluid.
“Our mission at revive is to improve how you feel by alleviating the accumulative effects of dehydration, and in less than one hour restore you to vitality and wellness,” Revive’s Web site promises. “The therapies provided at revive are time-tested and proven; delivered by fully accredited, licensed, and experienced registered nurses, and overseen by board-certified physicians.”
Eliminate a hangover in less than an hour for just $99. Sounds more like an offer for an oil change, but it’s a lot better than the “hair of the dog,” right? Don’t have time to dedicate an hour to such a “cure?” No worries. Revive even offers a conference room where professionals can be productive while their IVs are administered.
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I want more stuff like this!