What Louis CK Would Do With $85 Billion
In this hilarious clip, comedian Louis CK explains what he would do if he was worth as much as Bill Gates. According to Forbes, Bill Gates current worth is about $65 billion, and that’s after Gates gave away about $28 billion.
“One day id go out and buy all the pants in the world, every pair of pants, and just burn them, fuck everybody, no more pants, start over with making pants, they’re all gone.“
“Id open a chain of pet food stores all over the country and it would be called Shit Ass Pet Fuckers.“
“Dog food would cost a million dollars for one can, that’s the price, fuck you, you don’t like it? your fucking screwed its Shit Ass Pet Fuckers.“
“Nobody will ever, ever spend a dime at Shit Ass Pet Fuckers, but i will keep it open for years and decades and never close, keep expanding like we’re doing great…surround every Starbucks with five shit ass pet fuckers all facing each other.“
I want more stuff like this!